Tuesday, January 20, 2004 |
Please not while I'm at work
Oh not much just trying to get things done before lunch.
Yeah I know I saw it there on the bench but I forgot to pick it up as I was walking out this morning.
I know, I'm sorry. I'll just pick up something small up the shops for lunch.
No I'll probly just get a sandwhich or something small.
Ok well I'll see you tonight.
So do I.
You know I do.... please don't make me say it at work.
Ok ok I'll make it up to you later I promise
Ok I gotta go.
Ok bye
click
ring ring, ring ring
"Hello.
Oh hi mate, yeah good thanks.
Yeah I'm at work.
Yeah I can't get into it either.
I reckon if you don't get into the baggy green before 9:30 your fucked.
Mate they've got no chance of getting that total.
Yeah I was there last night. Got absolutley para. Don't know how I came in this morning."
Yeah it sucks there is no beer wenches any more.
Yeah me and the other guys will be heading up the pub for a big lunch and a few bevs. You want to come?
Ok I'll see ya on Saturday then.
Ok see ya."
click
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The following phone conversations are typical of a guy answering his phone at work on a Friday morning.
One caller is his best mate and the other is his wife. Can you guess which one? ring ring, ring ring "Hello. Oh hi. |
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Yeah I know I saw it there on the bench but I forgot to pick it up as I was walking out this morning.
I know, I'm sorry. I'll just pick up something small up the shops for lunch.
No I'll probly just get a sandwhich or something small.
Ok well I'll see you tonight.
So do I.
You know I do.... please don't make me say it at work.
Ok ok I'll make it up to you later I promise
Ok I gotta go.
Ok bye
click
ring ring, ring ring
"Hello.
Oh hi mate, yeah good thanks.
Yeah I'm at work.
Yeah I can't get into it either.
I reckon if you don't get into the baggy green before 9:30 your fucked.
Mate they've got no chance of getting that total.
Yeah I was there last night. Got absolutley para. Don't know how I came in this morning."
Yeah it sucks there is no beer wenches any more.
Yeah me and the other guys will be heading up the pub for a big lunch and a few bevs. You want to come?
Ok I'll see ya on Saturday then.
Ok see ya."
click
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