The past two days have seen both Elton John (Reginald Dwight) and Billy Connolly throwing themselves a screaming tantrum that would make a two year old or even Paris Hilton proud. What's more, news reports indicate that both of them have brought this upon themselves.

Elton started throwing rocks at the paparazzi Hornet's Nest by having a big go at Madonna at a recent Music awards show. Apparently her fake singing is not on but Elton's fake hair is.

Billy has had the balls to poke fun at the plight of a British National currently being held by Muslim militants in the Middle East.

In scenes that bear striking a resemblance to each other, the two stars are shown berating the press about all the negative attention they are getting with the words "FUCK OFF" appearing quite prominently.