Saturday, November 05, 2005 |
My son grabs bums at the Supermarket
My son has started up quite an embarrassing habit in the Supermarket. While he's sitting in the trolley or standing on the front of it, he's started to hold out his hand as we go up and down the aisles.
Normally this would not really be a problem except he doesn't care what his hand happens to come in contact with. Maybe he'll grab some fabric softener, maybe he'll grab some tomato sauce, or just maybe he'll grab some women's ass as she searches the bottom shelf for a long lost can of tuna.
This has happened a few times now and each time I'm left not knowing what to do. Obviously my first priority is to convince this woman that it wasn't me! I found out pretty quickly that a wink and the line "If it was me you would have known about it" doesn't produce the desired result. So I'm forced to resort to some sort of pathetic pleading to convince her it was my son and not me like someone's Dad blaming the dog for a fart.
Fortunately so far I haven't been slapped.
My son has started up quite an embarrassing habit in the Supermarket. While he's sitting in the trolley or standing on the front of it, he's started to hold out his hand as we go up and down the aisles.
Normally this would not really be a problem except he doesn't care what his hand happens to come in contact with. Maybe he'll grab some fabric softener, maybe he'll grab some tomato sauce, or just maybe he'll grab some women's ass as she searches the bottom shelf for a long lost can of tuna.
This has happened a few times now and each time I'm left not knowing what to do. Obviously my first priority is to convince this woman that it wasn't me! I found out pretty quickly that a wink and the line "If it was me you would have known about it" doesn't produce the desired result. So I'm forced to resort to some sort of pathetic pleading to convince her it was my son and not me like someone's Dad blaming the dog for a fart.
Fortunately so far I haven't been slapped.
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