Tuesday, October 14, 2003 |
My Best Mates Girlfriend's Panties
Ever been in a situation where you did not know what to do?
I recall a complex issue I was faced with one suddenly rainy day many years ago.
The time is the early 90's and my best mate has his first real girlfriend.
I had a car available to me that day so I dropped him around to her house.
She sees us pull up and invites us around the back yard to where she is having a coffee with her Mum.
Everyone says hello and I notice that the washing line is full of under wear. Not just any under wear but women’s underwear.
After about 10 mins or so I am getting ready to go when it happens. It starts to rain. Her mother rushes back into the house frantically searching for a washing basket.
The girlfriend begins to run around the line grabbing handfuls of lacy, frilly under garments and I am left in a quandary.
Do I help them bring in the washing or just stand there while it gets wet? My mate jumps in to help but would he want me handling his girlfriend’s undies even in such an innocent circumstance? Would she want me to help? On top of all this is the fact that some of them are the mothers as well! My mate's girlfriend’s undies are one thing but her mums?
I began to think to myself "stop being silly and just ask them if they want help" But of course if in fact they did not really want me to help, I did not want some embarrassed answer from them.
Before too long they had saved their unmentionables from the rain and got them inside, all the while I stood by not knowing what to do.
I have gone over this scenario many times and still come to the conclusion that doing nothing, however awkward and silly I might have felt and looked at the time was better than being wrist deep in the bras and undies of women I only knew by association.
What would you have done?
Ever been in a situation where you did not know what to do?
I recall a complex issue I was faced with one suddenly rainy day many years ago.
The time is the early 90's and my best mate has his first real girlfriend.
I had a car available to me that day so I dropped him around to her house.
She sees us pull up and invites us around the back yard to where she is having a coffee with her Mum.
Everyone says hello and I notice that the washing line is full of under wear. Not just any under wear but women’s underwear.
After about 10 mins or so I am getting ready to go when it happens. It starts to rain. Her mother rushes back into the house frantically searching for a washing basket.
The girlfriend begins to run around the line grabbing handfuls of lacy, frilly under garments and I am left in a quandary.
Do I help them bring in the washing or just stand there while it gets wet? My mate jumps in to help but would he want me handling his girlfriend’s undies even in such an innocent circumstance? Would she want me to help? On top of all this is the fact that some of them are the mothers as well! My mate's girlfriend’s undies are one thing but her mums?
I began to think to myself "stop being silly and just ask them if they want help" But of course if in fact they did not really want me to help, I did not want some embarrassed answer from them.
Before too long they had saved their unmentionables from the rain and got them inside, all the while I stood by not knowing what to do.
I have gone over this scenario many times and still come to the conclusion that doing nothing, however awkward and silly I might have felt and looked at the time was better than being wrist deep in the bras and undies of women I only knew by association.
What would you have done?
1 Comments:
I would have helped and sneaked a sexy pair into my pocket, haha. Just kidding. Probably would have done the same as you!
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