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Thursday, October 14, 2004




Camel Toe: The New Black

As great swathes of Australia experienced yesterday, the temps got up to 40 degrees in some places.

So going for a swim was definitely the order of the day if you weren't stuck in an office.

I headed down to the local pool and found it to be very crowded but that was not the only thing I saw.

The other startling thing I saw in great abundance was the phenomenon called Camel Toe.

Now sure you might expect to see one of two instances of this on a crowded beach or pool but yesterday it was more prevalent than going away parties for Labour Ministers.

For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, have a look at this site which should explain the mechanics of it a little better than I might on this site.

I always assumed that it was an embarrassing rarity for this to happen to anyone, usually caused by wet swimmers with not enough lining on the front sticking to a recent Brazilian wax job.

Is it actually becoming popular or is it that the Brazilian has started to become very popular and women who have never gone swimming with one have not realised the consequences?

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