THE BLOG OF AN EX TWENTY SOMETHING HOUSE EX HUSBAND Now available on your PDA via

The Good Ol' Days


Saturday, October 16, 2004




The First Pulling of the Finger

A few years ago I received some advice from an Uncle who said;

"Wait until your kids are about 4 before you get them to pull your finger for the first time. This way they get the full effect. They are just old enough to get the connection between the finger and the fart but still young enough to believe that it is real."

He has always been very knowledgeable in such things so I decided to take his advice and wait until my oldest son turned four.

Last week I decided "it was time" so one night after getting home late from work, I tried it out.

When I came home the boys were already in bed so I headed down to their room to ask what they got up to that day.

After we had discussed the goings on of Day care that day, (apparently the oldest got into trouble for pulling his pants down and pointing his bum at a group of girls), I decided it was time. There was just some primeval 6th sense inside of me that told me "now is the time".

So I pointed my finger at him and said the words that will stay with me forever;

"Son, pull my finger".

Thankfully I was able to perform with perfect timing and the look on his face was priceless. He didn't know wether to look amazed or laugh or both. In fact he took my hand to make sure I didn’t have anything in it and when he couldn't find anything he said;

"Dad your finger is magic! Can you do it again?"

"Sorry boy. The magic has worn off for now. Maybe in the morning".

I tucked them in again and they both started to doze off to sleep with a contended and amazed smile spread across their little faces.

These are truly the moments that make having kids so wonderful.


1 Comments:

At June 25, 2009, Anonymous Anonymous said...

 

視訊 影音視訊聊天室 視訊聊天室 視訊交友 視訊聊天 視訊美女 視訊辣妹 免費視訊聊天室

色情遊戲 寄情築園小遊戲 情色文學 一葉情貼圖片區 情人視訊網 辣妹視訊 情色交友 成人論壇 情色論壇 愛情公寓 情色 舊情人 情色貼圖 色情聊天室 色情小說 做愛 做愛影片 性愛


免費視訊聊天室 aio交友愛情館 愛情公寓 一葉情貼圖片區 情色貼圖 情色文學 色情聊天室 情色小說 情色電影 情色論壇 成人論壇 辣妹視訊 視訊聊天室 情色視訊 免費視訊 免費視訊聊天 視訊交友網 視訊聊天室 視訊美女 視訊交友 視訊交友90739 UT聊天室 聊天室 豆豆聊天室 尋夢園聊天室 聊天室尋夢園 080聊天室 080苗栗人聊天室 女同志聊天室 上班族聊天室 小高聊天室


AV AV女優 自慰器 自慰器

視訊 影音視訊聊天室 視訊交友


網頁設計 網頁設計公司 最新消息 訪客留言 網站導覽

 

 

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home


RECENT COMMENTS




Current Posts


Space Sandwiches "Daddy. My san...

Camel Toe: The New Black As great swathes...

This is a short story I wrote for a 2SER competi...

Bangalore Bungling If you have ever been misfor...

A Shout out to the people who let me get my voice ...

Pulling the Finger of Democracy Hi ho, Hi h...

You heard it here first It's not ...

When British Celebrities Attack! It see...

To start blogging again or not... That is the ...

April Fools Day joke? Today's Sydney Morning He...



ARCHIVES




contact me


Please send any comments, offers to edit major metropolitan newspapers or book publishing contracts to

simatt [aT} big pond dot net.au



This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?

Listed on Blogwise
Weblog Commenting by HaloScan.com
Listed on BlogShares