Tuesday, September 02, 2003 |
Spam Phobia
Having recently changed service providers and therefore gaining a new, clean, spam free email address, I am increasingly finding myself terrified about the prospect of my squeaky clean address falling into the wrong hands.
The prospect of my inbox once again degrading into a cesspool of pornography, penis enlargement therapy and Letters from the sons of deposed African Presidents is a constant worry. Not to mention all the spam I used to get.
In one way it is amusingly analogous to the single guy's ongoing search for sexual partners in this new century. (note I am very happily married and am not on an ongoing search for sexual partners)
Every time you are asked to supply either your email address or your penis, an exhaustive analysis of the pros and cons, risks and benefits must be performed relatively quickly lest the opportunity to use it passes. Overlooking this crucial step in the heat of the moment and delivering said address or penis could lead to dire consequences when given to the wrong person.
Many are the email address and penis that have been rendered useless because of their supply to the wrong person at the wrong place and the wrong time.
Having recently changed service providers and therefore gaining a new, clean, spam free email address, I am increasingly finding myself terrified about the prospect of my squeaky clean address falling into the wrong hands.
The prospect of my inbox once again degrading into a cesspool of pornography, penis enlargement therapy and Letters from the sons of deposed African Presidents is a constant worry. Not to mention all the spam I used to get.
In one way it is amusingly analogous to the single guy's ongoing search for sexual partners in this new century. (note I am very happily married and am not on an ongoing search for sexual partners)
Every time you are asked to supply either your email address or your penis, an exhaustive analysis of the pros and cons, risks and benefits must be performed relatively quickly lest the opportunity to use it passes. Overlooking this crucial step in the heat of the moment and delivering said address or penis could lead to dire consequences when given to the wrong person.
Many are the email address and penis that have been rendered useless because of their supply to the wrong person at the wrong place and the wrong time.
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