Wednesday, September 17, 2003 |
Ug Boots - Ladies there is no excuse
Walking around town lately has revealed a startling fashion trend.
This worrying decent into the nether regions of footwear is the Ug Boot.
Now whilst there is nothing wrong with Ug Boots themselves, (I was even wearing an old pair this morning while I drank my coffee) they have absolutely no place in public society.
For example, something like under wear has no place in a shopping mall or crowded city street. It should instead be seen in more appropriate places like in the bedroom, worn under your clothes, in controversial TV ads where guys comment on their flat mates breasts or in catalogues under the mattress in teenage boys rooms.
The same could be said about Ug Boots. They are being spotted around town time and time again, adorning the feet of people who obviously have no regard for taste, style or dignity.
As stated before Ug Boots do have a place, however there are strict boundaries for their use. This especially so when they are worn outside the walls of the house. The furthest distance a pair of Ug Boots should ever be from the house is putting out the garbage or hanging out the washing. Once you set that fluffy foot on the foot path, asphalt or in the car you have committed a social offence.
An interesting thing to note about this phenomenon is that very few if any men seem to be flouting this most basic of social laws. For some reason it is only the female of our species that has taken to walk outside the house with a 3 inch think covering of lambs wool on their feet.
Eyewitness reports have even indicated that some warped shoe designers are manufacturing Ug Boots that look almost like normal boots. This enables their wearers to remain undetected by all but the keenest eye.
Secret Women's Business???
Walking around town lately has revealed a startling fashion trend.
This worrying decent into the nether regions of footwear is the Ug Boot.
Now whilst there is nothing wrong with Ug Boots themselves, (I was even wearing an old pair this morning while I drank my coffee) they have absolutely no place in public society.
For example, something like under wear has no place in a shopping mall or crowded city street. It should instead be seen in more appropriate places like in the bedroom, worn under your clothes, in controversial TV ads where guys comment on their flat mates breasts or in catalogues under the mattress in teenage boys rooms.
The same could be said about Ug Boots. They are being spotted around town time and time again, adorning the feet of people who obviously have no regard for taste, style or dignity.
As stated before Ug Boots do have a place, however there are strict boundaries for their use. This especially so when they are worn outside the walls of the house. The furthest distance a pair of Ug Boots should ever be from the house is putting out the garbage or hanging out the washing. Once you set that fluffy foot on the foot path, asphalt or in the car you have committed a social offence.
An interesting thing to note about this phenomenon is that very few if any men seem to be flouting this most basic of social laws. For some reason it is only the female of our species that has taken to walk outside the house with a 3 inch think covering of lambs wool on their feet.
Eyewitness reports have even indicated that some warped shoe designers are manufacturing Ug Boots that look almost like normal boots. This enables their wearers to remain undetected by all but the keenest eye.
Secret Women's Business???
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